Happy Weekend Wishes and Quotes Images – Best Weekend Text Messages

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Happy Weekend Wishes and Quotes

“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” – Rod Schmidt

“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” – Lyndon B. Johnson

“There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.” – Arnot Sheppard

“Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.” – Ed Howe

“Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” – Rita Rudner

“Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.” – Casey Stengel

“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” – Zenna Scha

Funny Weekend Quotes: Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard

“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.” – S.A. Sachs

“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” – Artie Lange

“I hate weekends because there is no stock market.” – Rene Rivkin

“Most people are in a factory from nine till five. Their job may be to turn out 263 little circles. At the end of the week they’re three short and somebody has a go at them. On Saturday afternoons they deserve something to go and shout about.” – Rodney Marsh

“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” – Jean Rhys

“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison

“Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.” – Anthony Burgess